…with no possibility of parole. So my question is why have a gym membership contract? Wouldn’t it save a lot of paper if they just tattooed each member with PROPERTY OF WOW! for LIFE? A back sized tattoo would probably be a whole lot less painful than trying to get out of a contract!
A few months ago I really hurt my wrist and was told to avoid the gym at all costs (more or less) little did I know how much avoiding the gym was going to cost a pretty penny. For four months now I have been back and forth with WOW!s financial company ABC. And even though they see I am trying to cancel (and have notes to prove it) they are still charging me. And of course they don’t do anything faster than trying to make molasses move in winter.
I fax something over and then call to see if they received it “yep, everything looks fine,” then I get a letter in a WEEK saying that everything is not fine and by the way you owe us more money for next month. OK, I refax with the changes they request and when I call I make sure they actually read the documents..”this should fix it” they say. Great! Two weeks pass in a flash and I’m thinking I have finally canceled my membership when wouldn’t you know I get ANOTHER letter. FREAKIN A! Now instead of just a doctor’s note describing the injury, now all of a sudden the note needs to say I have a “substantial or permanent disability.” Yet my contract said a doc’s note would suffice. Maybe the whole “substantial or permanent disability” small type was in invisible ink because it certainly is NOT in my contract. And because ABC is technically a different entity I can’t get the satisfaction of going somewhere and yelling at someone, unless I want to fly to Podunk, OK. Which at this point is sounding pretty good!!!!!! So now not only do I owe my membership fees but late fees as well because they drag their feet like they are in lead shoes.
Just so you know, I called two days ago and Chevelle said she would take care of it and was super sweet. Then the mail comes today…guess who I got a letter from? ARGH