Men always go on and on and on about how they don’t understand women and women always go on and on and on about….shopping. I totally admit that we XX folk are enigmas, no denying that. We could tell you our secrets or show you our handbook, but what fun would there be in that?! As with any species, there are variations among gender. For example with males, there are metros, the guy’s guy, the sports nut, the Mr. Fix It, the Bad Boy, etc and at some point every guy thinks he is every one of those examples. But there is one thing that I have never been able to figure out…
Why do men ALWAYS get out of the car when they are at a gas station!? So I have some theories:
- Their backs are screwed up because one of their butt cheeks is propped up by a file cabinet (aka wallet) and they need to stretch it out.
- They are hoping that the “new mechanic” will turn out to be this girl and they are just showing their manners.
- Their windows don’t roll down and they have gas.
- Or you could go the whole showing dominance over the pump jockey route (because you are bigger, stronger and more manly even though you are driving your wife’s VW bug)
I’m just really hoping that evolution doesn’t bring this habit to the point where men get out and pee on their car to show it’s theirs. You’ll understand once you watch this…